I’m a builder and what I found in my client’s loft left me blushing
Posted: Monday, May 16th, 2022
Two builders got a surprise when they found a perfectly preserved porn mag hidden in a loft since the 1960s. Christopher Barnes, 36, and Teddy Edwards, 57, discovered the antique smut during renovation works. The Sun reported that the pair were left in stitches after they dusted it off and flicked through the pages of the erotic novel called Sexy Confessions of a Barmaid. It has a busty brunette plastered across the front and is labelled: “Adults only.” Dad-of-one Chris said: “It was hidden inside the eaves, stuffed behind a beam. “It’s very old but in good condition. “You don’t see magazines like this any more. “I’ve never seen one like this. It’s a proper storybook. “No wonder Teddy was up there half an hour reading it.” The mag — found in an old terraced house in Burnley, Lancs — was written by a woman called Rene Williams. It features saucy black and white photos of a barmaid being seduced by her French teacher and was one of a series of raunchy titles published by a team of women. Others included Sexy Confessions of a Traffic Warden and Sexy Confessions of a Chambermaid. Assistant editor Penny Wade wrote inside: “For too long women’s views on sex have been ignored. “This confession series, although very sexy, has women in mind. “Why don’t you share reading with your partner? “It will have a devastating effect. I know. I’ve tried it!”
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